Two computer science students at a local university meet up on campus one afternoon when the first student calls out to the other.
“Hey- Nice bike! where did you get it?”
“Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this beautiful young coed came riding up to me on this bike. she jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says,
“You can have ANYTHING you want!”
“Good Choice.” Replies the first. “Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”